Think about it. Now now now, I'm not telling you people that your union doesn't matter, I'm just telling you that you're not really... people. Please welcome eight-and-a-half-year old Napoleon Bonaparte from South Park Colorado. [a man appears eating a footlong subway sandwich. That's my whole point. [a front shot of more freaks walking in] And run the house- He is. This is unbelievable! But then we all found out that Lobster Boy wasn't a real freak at all. Sir, the ratings have just started to plummet. Hoh boy! OH, you just WAIT until I get home, mister! Sure, everyone in this great country of ours is a freak, but true, physically deformed freaks must be recognized, for it's these real freaks that make you all feel better about yourselves for not being one. We're here, talking with moms who think their children are out of control. Season 6 E 2 • 03/12/2002. A lot of decent hard-working freaks in America are losing their talk-show jobs to freaks of a different nature. Weh- who do you think I'm talkin' about, Butters? And so, with all the money I've made from commercials, I have decided to start the Aides for Everyone Foundation! I've Got A Little Place In Aspen. Wuh well I told you my parents would be sore, and they said for... havin' liposuction surgery, I can't play outside for five days. You're my perfect little gum drop. Sometimes something that was simple at the start, turns out to get out of control. Just wait until I get home! That's right. Subway is a healthy way to eat fast food and lose weight! You're the one doing it, Butters. Sir, we have come to offer you the business deal of a lifetime. "Freak Strike" is the third episode of the sixth season of the Comedy Central series South Park and the 82nd episode of the series overall. "South Park" Asspen subtitles. Wha'evah! We're gonna give you a three hundred dollar gift certificate to CD World in Torrance! "Asspen": British Chart Statistics. His name is Jared and he likes to eat the sandwiches... Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. Yeh, I know I know, I know. So next time you're watching television, make sure it's a show with "freak" freaks, and not just with people that are freaks because they're stupid trailer trash from the South. We're reminded every day that you're not Kenny because Kenny... was cool. "LOST 262 LBS." People don't hate you. Aw, gee whiz, yih, yo, you promise my mom and dad won't find out? Butters. Oh. With the help of Thumper and a sports montage, Stan trains for the race. Why? Oh no, no way! I sure did! Our friend has lost forty pounds eating your City Wok food. 03/13/2002. Tell me the truth! You know, your grandmother saw the show and had a mild stroke! Yeah, they'll make up a fake condition to go on these shows and then take. That's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny. Vanessa, what does Vanity say to you when you tell her toooo... do her homework. Not that he really cares. I can't picket, guys. City Wok • Yeah. Episode 2 • AsspenAdd Song. Here's a quick quiz on "Asspen", in which the boys and their parents take a trip to Aspen. We have great news! You mean, Jared's aides are like my aides? You've all done it more than once? You ain't nothin'! Eh, you're the fat one. And then gone and eaten a ton of Chinese food instead of dieting properly. That's true. Yeah, it sucked Hairy Butters' chin balls. "(Punch)", YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE TROUBLE YOU'RE IN, MISTER! Then we couldn't watch you on TV. Just take a seat on the couch, kid. South Park Season . Maury, I am out of control. Link: Portal:Scripts — South Park Wiki 1 Pilots (1992-1995) 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 2.10 Season 10 2.11 Season 11 2.12 Season 12 2.13 Season 13 2.14 Season 14 2.15 Season 15 2.16 Season 16 2.17 Season 17 2.18 Season 18 2.19 Season 19 2.20 Season 20 2.21 Season 21 2.22 … Don't forget, a third of that four million dollars is mine! Oh, come on! I helped in a drive-by shooting. How many times have we told you not to have self-perform liposuction surgery in. Freak Strike Commercial. [Butters sits atop a True Freak label box and starts off] Look for the True Freak label Things actually turned out... okay for me this time. Well, let's bring her out. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier. So the union president, Man with Terrible Skin Condition, has told us to round everyone up. We've got big news! Anyway-. And do all the kids at school make fun of you? South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution. With aides you can literally watch the fat melt away! It originally aired on March 20, 2002. I roam with gangs! Wow! Well we're supposed to shoot your commercial today, you fat piece of crap! Okay, so now, do you wanna use our friend in your commercials? It's okay. Well your mommy told us you like to listen to music. This episode originally aired on March-13-2002. I bet they could make a fake set of balls. Dude, they say they'll fly him out day after tomorrow! Ah-, I'm grounded. Yeah, it's only in America that somebody can become famous just because they go from being a big fatass to not being a big fatass. Available Formats. But uh... some young boys were talkin' to me earlier, and... it made me think that people might not be so proud of my weight loss if they knew something. South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Uh. I aks her all my homies that they be down wit it. After a, That guy ate all the sandwiches he wanted and lost weight. Come on, Butters! It's my hot body; I'll do what I waunt! For havin' balls on my- AH! Yeah! Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. I can't go anywhere, fellas. Hey now, come on. Let's take a look. He's right. But, that's not fair! South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution. I can't lose weight, Butters, 'cause I'm not fat. South Park Season 6 Episode 2: Asspen Summary: With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Uh, yeah, but I mean, do the kids make fun of you because of your condition? Well Napoleon, we have a surprise for you. By rj211. She lost forty pounds when she met Jared-, Jared Fogle • In this episode, a song called "Montage" is performed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s band DVDA. I have aides. My calculations put that at about four million dollars. 633. We're a union and we have a right to picket. I got aides about two years ago and I've been losing weight ever since. Boy with Balls on Chin, meet Man with Foot on Head, Girl with Rapid Aging Disease, Disfigured Country Singer, and Man With No Face. We all know each other and we kinda stick together to make sure our industry is protected. Now, we're going to apply the latex with some spirit gum. You rike to try Shitty Chicken today? Stand back, children! My mom and dad call in every hour from work to make sure I am here. The name "JARED FOGLE" appears on the screen near the bottom] Yeah, you picked a good show to do first, kid, but you need to learn the ropes. I think we're looking at a non-exclusive two-year fifty-picture deal here. He lost weight because he ate less of them and exercised. Apparently, Jared hopes to regain his celebrity hero status, which was lost when he announced that it was AIDS, not sub sandwiches, that caused him to lose weight. Hah yeah, how are we go-? I not putting no Jared in my Shitty Wok commercial! And this is how you repay me?! SONGS. This is terrible, dude! Puttin' balls on my chin and lyin' about it. The first group will be led by: Incredibly Obese Black Man. Maurih, it's like this: Whenever I have friends over to the house Chantal will come waltzin' in the livin' room completely naked! Oh, huh- Don't you give us that look young man! Well, that's not really what you say in the commercial. Does she worry about you doing drugs and having sex at such a young age? Such a wonderful mother. Dude, we just need you to come down to City Wok real quick so they can see how skinny you are! Then I had sex with an intern, killed her, and hid her body! I'm sorry, this is what the studio provides. 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